What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?